Alpaca Talk

Ever wonder what alpacas talk about?

Saturday, December 25, 2004

Drake's alarm

Drake: Shhh! And stop biting me!

Sindre: Rmpghffff!

Drake: Be quiet! The lights are still on!

Sindre: Unnppffff!!

Drake: Will you stop? {kicks at Sindre} There! Finally, they've turned the lights off! Just a few minutes more..... Now! Follow me!

Drake races around the pasture with Sindre close behind. They stop every so often to wrestle, then start running again.

Drake: Ok! It's time! Keep running!

Drake gives a very loud alarm call, sounding like a cross between a braying donkey and a laughing hyena.

Drake: Perfect! They've turned the lights on and the dog is barking! Now, go graze or something. Hurry!

Sindre: Irrggghhhmmmphphhh!!

Drake: Stop chest-butting me! They'll be out any minute! Now go over to the other side of the pasture. There they are! Get away from me, you'll ruin everything!

Sindre sulks and starts nibbling grass. Drake hurries away from Sindre and lowers his head to graze as the two-leggers stomp out to the pasture with their flashlights. They mull around a bit, flashing streams of light here and there, then finally return to their box. Drake giggles.

Drake: Until tomorrow night, two-leggers!

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