An excerpt from Ipo's diary....

November 9, 2004

Been at this new place a couple of days, and I'm learning some things . . .

• If you go near Georgia, she'll spit at you. Check.
• If you put your ears back when Del comes near you, he'll run to his Mommy. Check.
• If you look at Georgia, she'll spit at you. Check.
• Donovan is nice, he doesn't spit like his mother does, and he'll graze beside you. Check.
• If you don't look at Georgia, but she THINKS you're looking at her, she'll spit at you. Check.
• The new two-leggers will also bring you pellets and you don't have to worry about anyone else getting them from you. Check.
• If you're not even thinking about Georgia, but she THINKS you're thinking about her, she'll spit at you. Check.

I wonder when I'll get to go home?