Percy and the starlings

Percy: I'm Percy the Great, stalking the evil skitter-things who dare to come into my pasture!

Percy stalks the starling, his nose almost to the ground. The starling skitters away.

Percy: You can run, but you cannot hide from Percy the Great! I will chase you to the ends of the earth!

Percy gains on the starling, who has skittered back to its flock. As Percy gets closer, he breaks into a run.

Percy: I've got you now! You cannot run from me!

Percy runs into the flock of starlings, which promptly flies out of the pasture, startling Percy.

Percy jumps up in the air, spins around and runs to mom: AACKK!!