Alpaca Talk

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Piles are for peons

Maggee: Uh.. Auntie Chloe? That's not the pile. It's over here. Where I am.

Chloe: Shut up, brat. Can't you see I'm busy?

Maggee: But, gosh... shouldn't you be at least a little closer?

Chloe: Look, kid. Let's get one thing straight. Piles are for peons. *I* go where I please. Got that?

Maggee: Mommy, Auntie Chloe is being mean and she doesn't ever use the right spots!

Jubilee: That's Chloe for you. I think she does it to spite the two-leggers, but you just never know with her. As long as you use the right spots, let's not worry about mean ol' Chloe.

Maggee: Ok, Mommy. She sure does make a mess, though.